MENU from BAKERS'
ROAD KILL
CAFE
You Kill It...
We Grill It!
Featuring The Best in Centerline Cuisine
Eating Food is more fun
When you know it was
hit on the run!
ENTREES
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Center Line Bovine.....................................4.95
Tastes real good, straight from the hood
The Chicken............................................3.95
That didn't cross the road
Flat Cat...............................................2.95
Served as a single...or in a stack A TASTE OF THE WILD SIDE
(Still in the hide)
Chunk of Skunk.........................................1.95
Smidgen of Pigeon......................................1.95
Road Toad Ala Mode..................................1.65
Snake 'n Bake Snake....................................2.25
Swirl of Squirrel..........................................1.55
Whippoorwill on the Grill.............................3.30
Narrow Sparrow............................................ .55
Rigor Mortise Tortoise................................6.75
Bag 'n Gag
Our daily take out lunch special
-Anything Dead...In Bread
Pick-of-the-Pavement Pizza.............................3.50 CANINE CUISINE
You'll eat like a hog
When you taste our dog! Slab of Lab............................................2.95
Pit Bull Pot Pie......................................1.95
Cocker Cutlets.......................................3.95
Shar-pei Filet.........................................5.95
Poodle 'n Noodles..................................4.50
Snippet of Whippet................................4.65
Collie Hit by a Trolley...........................3.95
German Shepherd Pie.............................4.55
Round of Hound.....................................4.25
GUESS THAT MESS
A Daily Special Treat
If you can guess what it is..
You Eat it For FREE LATE NIGHT DELIGHT
Rack of Raccoon....................................3.95
Smear of Deer.........................................4.95
Awesome Possum...................................1.95
Cheap Sheep............................................ .43
Served Fresh Each Night After Dark
STEAMED SKUNK ON A SKEWER -Away From The House-
Take the chewin’ tobacco out of your mouth
The best skunk bait's from a Red Man pouch
Put it in your hand and roll it up tight
Take it to the road in the middle of the night
Just hide in the bushes cause it won't be long
You'll smell a powerful odor and I mean strong
Look down the road cause here comes a car
And it will mash that skunk right into the tar
One steamed skunk will be all you need
Unless ya got a whole bunch of youngin’s to feed
Cut him into pieces and put him on the skewer
Alternate with onions and dried steer manure. | 
