| | TRUE | FALSE |
| A clitoris is a type of flower. | | |
| A sanitary belt is a shot of whiskey in a clean glass. | | |
| A vulva is an automobile from Sweden. | | |
| The term "spread eagle" is an extinct bird. | | |
| A fallopian tube is a part of a television set. | | |
| It is dangerous to have a wet dream under an electric blanket. | | |
| McDonalds golden arches is a phallic symbol. | | |
| "Four on the floor" refers to a double date. | | |
| A vagina is a medical term used to describe heart trouble, | | |
| Fellatio is an Italian dagger, | | |
| A pubic hair is a wild rabbit, | | |
| A menstrual cycle has three wheels, | | |
| A G-string is a weapon used by G-men. | | |
| Semen is a term for sailors. | | |
| An anus is a Latin word denoting. a period of time. | | |
| Asphalt is a medical term to describe someone with rectal problems. | | |
| Testicles are found on an octopus. | | |
| Cunnilingus is a person who speaks four languages, | | |
| KOTEX is a radio station in Dallas, Texas, | | |
| Masturbate is something used to catch large fish. | | |
| Coitus is a musical instrument, | | |
| Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke, | | |
| An umbilical cord is a part of a parachute. | | |
| A condom is an apartment complex. | | |
| A rectum is what you are for taking this test. | | |