____ The son of a bitch knows his shit.
____ Knows just enough to be dangerous.
____ Fucking brain damaged. His coffee cup has a higher IQ.
____ Only half a brain and is dangerous.
____ Does excellent work, if not preoccupied with pussy.
____ Pretty good. Only occasionally blows it out his ass.
____ Has to take his shoes off to count higher than ten.
____ Couldn't count his balls and get the same number twice.
____ Extremely cooperative, (if you kiss his ass frequently).
____ Brown noser in good standing.
____ Often pisses co-workers off. Thinks he owns the place.
____ Doesn't give a shit, never did, never will.
____ Really a dependable little cock sucker.
____ Works so hard that he must take an extra day off each week.
____ Can rely on him to be the first one out the door.
____ Totally fucking worthless.
____ Extremely neat. Even combs his pubic hair.
____ Looks great on his day off.
____ Flies leave fresh dog shit to follow him.
____ Dirty, filthy, smelly, son of a bitch.
____ Goes like a son of a bitch, if there's money in it.
____ Does all kind of good shit at evaluation time.
____ Works well after an enema.
____ Couldn't do less if he were in a coma.
____ Carries a chain saw and gets good results.
____ Macho attitude, commands total disgust.
____ Dog fasted three days last time he brought home pork chops.
____ Mother Teresa told him to get fucked.
I understand that I have been counseled and understand my rights under the Privacy Act of 1974. I further acknowledge that I am as fucked up as a football bat and will make some attempt to correct my deficiencies.